HUMANS 101

They Told Us the Only Thing That Matters Is Being Number One

I know better now

“first place” by EvelynGiggles is marked with CC BY 2.0.

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I sometimes think of myself as a failed experiment. My parents hoped I’d be valedictorian of everything, but my college GPA was a dismal 3.2, and I’m convinced I only ended up in AP Calculus because of…